This is getting silly..

I think I should stop reading the local newspaper.

I fear Dr. and Mrs. Dixon are somewhat careless to both have been bitten in the last 2 years. Maybe Dr. should consider a change in occupation.

Yet again the dangers of gardening are highlighted- the moral being after a day in the garden, boil your trousers! Unless of course you are unable to launder them because of an infestation of fairy grass or carpet pythons.

I particularly enjoyed Dr.Isbister's advice, would never have thought of that.