Heavy rainfall and high winds have driven us inland away from the coast. We are now in Ballarat, Victoria's largest inland city, currently under stage 4 water restrictions ( these run from 1-5, the higher the number the more restricted the water usage). It rained heavily all day and all night.
Our solution to drought conditions:
Place a pom, a kiwi and a small ginger dog in a Winnebago.
Point towards severely stricken area.
Stand well back.
We may start to charge for our services. So all you councillors in rain depleted areas.....'who you gonna call?'